PUBLIC NOTICE: the Revolutionary Gnome Patrol has been recalled to active duty due to the urgency of the hour.
They’re a formidable force, to be sure, the legendary RGP. Where they walk and where they work money starts to grow on trees! They passionately love Mother Earth and they work tirelessly to protect her. They completely transform barren concrete jungles into food forests bustling with birds and with bees.
This is the song they hum together in their hearts as they go about their daily business of bringing things to bloom:
If your Gnome Heart burns true, and you see the hour’s need, then let’s grow great big gardens together, and see how many people we can feed.
Let us build gardens together, and never lose sight of our goal. The cause of human freedom; the Revolutionary Gnome Patrol!
